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The Story

A streamer called us a bunch of fucking clown retards. So we made a coin about it.

Kick streamer Clavicular went on an unhinged anti-crypto rant. Called Bitcoin "dog shit" and "a horrible investment." Said half the people watching are on "suicide watch." Told his audience to never trust "this fucking garbage."

"You guys are a bunch of fucking clown retards." — Clavicular, live on Kick

The internet clipped it. Turns out Trust Wallet (4.26M followers) already tweeted "cryptomaxxing" replying to Binance. Phantom (949K followers) posted "Cryptomaxxing 101" a year ago. The culture coined the word before we did.

Join the bunch of fucking clown retards and start cryptomaxxing in your life. 🤡

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The Origin

The clip that started it all

30 seconds of pure cope that created a movement.

The Proof

The culture already knows

Cryptomaxxing was a thing before us. We just gave it a ticker.

Trust Wallet — Trust Wallet · 4.26M followers — "cryptomaxxing" replying to Binance

Phantom — Phantom · 949K followers — "Cryptomaxxing 101" one year ago

Clavicular — Clavicular · the rant that started it all

The Man Behind The Meme

Clavicular

Clavicular

Kick streamer. Crypto hater. Accidental founding father of $RETARDS. His rant is the reason we exist.

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The Plan

Roadmap

Not just a coin. An ecosystem of trolling.

Phase 1

🚀 Launch & Community

Token launch on Solana. Build the community. Spread the clip. Make Clavicular famous for hating us.

Phase 2

🤖 Clavicular Troll Network

AI agent on 𝕏 that auto-replies to every @clavicular0 post — shilling $RETARDS with his own quotes. Plus a Kick chat agent that joins his live streams. Both run 24/7 until he acknowledges us.

Phase 3

📍 IRL Stream Tracker

When Clavicular goes live IRL, our AI watches the stream, analyzes visual data to pinpoint his location, and shares it with the community. The ultimate stream snipe tool. 🤡

Phase 4

🏆 The Acknowledgement

Exchange listing. Clavicular collab if he comes around. Merch. Or we all get rich and prove him right — we really are a bunch of fucking clown retards. Either way — we're cryptomaxxing.

Join the clown retards

He can't stop all of us.

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